Losing Reprise:

The Cowgirl Prize

(By Timoteus)

Ninanajna (Macedonia 2006 English version) original mp3

Come on, guys
Don't be afraid, guys
I know it's a taboo

Oh oh no, oh oh no
Oh oh no, why-y-y?

Pigs are what you save
Moussaka is what you eat
Llama's what you rave about
cos it's so indiscreet
An original theme will rise
chiara-angels bore
But if the subject choice is penis size
There is no way to score

Dance with Joe delicate Pissadansen
Sing with Donna a lesbian anthem
Yes, I get votes, it seems
With more conventional themes

Dance with Donna in queue for the loo, oy
Sing with Joe without holding a tune, boy
If I can't reach the skies
At least I win the cowgirl prize
Ayaya yaya yayay... ayaya yaya yay...

I can understand now that my third text was my worst
And covering a Polish song made Pissadansen cursed
It's dangerous to tell a tale 'bout underendowment
If someone went and voted such a song
Now what would *that* represent?

Dance with Joe delicate Pissadansen
Sing with Donna a lesbian anthem
Yes, I get votes, it seems
With more conventional themes

Dance with Donna in queue for the loo, oy
Sing with Joe without holding a tune, boy
If I can't reach the skies
At least I win the cowgirl prize

(D'oh, d'oh, d'oh)

There is a chance I hit you where it hurts
But even if it's so, it's just a lesson learned
(Just a lesson learned)
Silly me to expect any points
With such a silenced theme who'd dare identify
Oh...

Dance with Joe delicate Pissadansen
Sing with Donna a lesbian anthem
In case you're not aware
There's something I must declare:

Dance with Donna in queue for the loo, oy
Sing with Joe without holding a tune, boy
My ALC songs are
Non-autobiographical

But they won me the cowgirl!