So I sue, I sue, I sue,
My do! My do! I look just like a fool!
I’m right back in the chair
Still in search of perfect hair
Make me look brand-new today
Can’t wait for the spray
Attack this messy mop
And part it on the top
Why not puff it up like Julie’s Ludwig?
I need some more bleach, streaks in between
No, let’s dye back to black, God
It turns into green!
So I sue, I sue, I sue,
My do! My do! I look just like a fool!
My waves just fell apart
So let the curlers work their art
Turning up the dryer’s heat
Does it smell like meat?
I’m brave, I’ll carry on
To look like Don Juan
Should I try a mullet just like Dima?
A little bit off, don’t touch the bangs
This reminds of Lynn Chircop
A nightmare again!
So I sue, I sue, I sue,
My do! My do! I’ll sue you!
A bob might be great, give it a try
Now I feel like a drag queen
I just can deny!
So I sue, I sue, I sue,
My do! My do! I look just like a fool!
Waiting for the day
When you hear me say
This do is here to stay
I feel a bit weird, what have you done?
So afraid of the mirror
My hair’s in a bun!
So I sue, I sue, I sue,
My do! My do! I’ll sue you!
Isn’t it time for a fade at the neck?
Now you move up the clippers
No blade, what the heck!
And I sue, I sue, I sue,
I sue, I sue, I sue,
My do! My do! I look just like a fool!
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