Hungry all day, hungry all night
Dieting gets me down
Calorie counts, low carb amounts
They sure did something to me
I’ve these strange cravings, you see
Cos, ooh, I wanna eat a big black dog
Ooh, and then a crunchy yellow frog
Rat and a bat, a big pussy cat
An anteater juicy and fat
Chewy old snake, a chewy racoon
A tender and tasty baboon
But, ooh, I never wanna see them die
No! I’m gonna eat them all alive
Licking my lips, and licking my chin
And licking my purple teeth
So, ooh, I’m longing for an owl stir fry
Oh my appetite, isn’t really right
My shrink is perplexed, I’ve got him quite vexed
He’s almost going mad
Norwegians and Flems
Psycho-handymen
Have all gone cuckoo
Faced with my menu
They all become loopy loo
It’s true I’m eating squirrels in the fog
Ooh, and then a little squashed hedgehog
Then I see you
And all I can do
Is dream of a juicy stew
So, ooh, I’ll flambé you in sailor’s grog
Oh my appetite, isn’t really right
My shrink is perlplexed, I’ve got him quite vexed
He’s almost going mad
Norwegians and Flems
Psycho-handymen
Have all gone cuckoo
Faced with my menu
They all become loopy loo
It’s true I’m munching on a parrot pie
Ooh, and afterwards a boiled bull’s eye
Then I see you
And all I can do
Is dream of a juicy stew
So, ooh, I’ll eat you up and
Then
I’ll
Die
Oooh!
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