SEMI 1

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Don't Tell My Wife

Based on Iceland 2008 - This Is My Life

I lay in bed at home so horny
A porn mag lay right by my side
I chose a very pretty lady
I picked up the phone
Oh-Eight-Nine-Eight I rang

Don't tell my wife
She mustn't know I've called
Don't tell my wife
She says that, I'm old, fat and bald

I'm getting no sex
I'll pretend you’re my ex
Chat triple x
For one pound and fifty pee
Don't tell my wife
That this calls, not free

There's no denying misdemeanours
Pretend your right between my thighs
I'll get you off whatever it takes
I can tell that your near
Paid very well to decieve

Won't tell your wife
She mustn't know I've called
Don't tell my wife
She says that, I'm old, fat and bald
I'm getting no sex
I'll pretend you’re my ex
Chat triple x
For one pound and fifty pee
Don't tell my wife
That this calls, not free

I'm led by my dick
Send me your pic
You'll be quite sad
That I look nothing like
I do in the ad

Don't tell my wife
Won't tell your wife

She mustn't know I've called
Don't tell my wife
She says that, I'm old, fat and bald
I'm getting no sex
I'll pretend you’re my ex
Chat triple x
For one pound and fifty pee
Don't tell my wife
Yes, I plea

Don't tell my wife

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