(Ah... oh... oh no...)
I found a groovy way to sing
No need to stay in tune, hear my pitch swing
I try it out all day and night
To nobody's but my own delight
My neighbours always wake up
Their windows always break up
When I'm practicing, aa-aa-aah...
Vibrato
Driving people to distraction
Is my way of life
Vibrato
In its glory, its attraction
I've forgot my wife
Bring her a vibrator
Singing gives me satisfaction
Sex is overprized
(Orgasmic moaning)
Vibrato
I get threats of legal action
But I twist the knife
Vibrato
In the weirdest stupefaction
I've forgot my wife
Bring her a vibrator
It's a hormonal reaction
Sex is overprized
Bring her a vibrator (Aah...)
I've left unholy thoughts behind (Aah...)
My soul is purified (Aah...)
Aah...
