The smallest bladder in the world
I'm not a woman, I'm a girl
And when I drink I know that soon
Whoa whoa...I must pee
(faire pipi, elle doit faire pipi)
So now I find myself in line
And I just really wanna cry
That all the others just must wait
Or it's too late
Car je dois faire pipi
(Oh please toilet lady)
Oh je dois faire pipi
(It's bad for her kidney)
Oui je dois faire pipi
Can't you see it's true
I start to turn blue
Je dois faire pipi
Whoa...it is up so high
that I'll soon start to cry
Whoa whoa...Presque là!
When I wake up I gotta go
And often three times in a row
Only five minutes in between
It's almost obscene
(faire pipi, oh beaucoup pipi)
Doctor you gotta help me please
It's so bad it's hard to believe
I must regain bladder control
My life isn't whole
Car je dois faire pipi
(Oh oui beaucoup pipi)
Oh je dois faire pipi
(It's bad for her kidney)
Oui je dois faire pipi
Can't you see it's true
I start to turn blue
Je dois faire pipi
Tant pis s'il pleut un peu sur toi!
Car je dois faire pipi
(Constanly needs to pee)
Oh je dois faire pipi
(It's bad for her kidney)
Oui je dois faire pipi
Can't you see it's true
I start to turn blue
Car je dois faire pipi
(Vraiment beaucoup pipi)
Oh je dois faire pipi
(It's bad for my kidney)
And when I'm sitting down
And I'm letting go
It feels so divine!
Constantly need to pee
Whoa... et tant pis
S'il pleut un peu beaucoup sur toi
Whoa whoa... Pipi, c'est une grande drame!