I'm your homo, I'm your queen, I am gorgeous I am mean
Honey, you're so evil we make a great team
My faghag, my faghag, my faghag
We've got class and we've got style when I'm with you, girl, I smile
All of the time 'cause you're pretty and you're vile
My faghag, my faghag, my faghag
 
You're my fruitfly flame dame honey let's go spend all of our money
Or let's check some asses, wild fox, you're my lovely goldilocks
 
My faghag you are fabulous
Between us there are no taboos
My faghag, such a great faghag, you're the best faghag
I'd be lost without you
My faghag, never leave me please
It feels just like we're family
My faghag, such a great faghag, you're the best faghag
Just stay single for all time!
 
You're my fairy godmother and we share the same humor
We go shopping and we gossip and we laugh
My faghag, my faghag, my faghag
I touch your boobs all the time, I am gay so it's no crime
We're like Will & Grace and we are in our prime
My faghag, my faghag, my faghag
 
You're my fruitfly flame dame honey
perhaps my replacement mommy
and you're so easy to talk to, you're like Deb from Queer as Folk!
 
My faghag you are fabulous
Between us there are no taboos
My faghag, such a great faghag, you're the best faghag
I'd be lost without you
My faghag, never leave me please
It feels just like we're family
My faghag, such a great faghag, you're the best faghag
Just stay single for all time!
 
Should you ever meet a guy he would have to be worthwile
If he doesn't like me baby it's goodbye
My faghag, my faghag, my faghag
Oh no sweets it's not a threat, honey we are not there yet
And you know you'll always be my favorite pet
My faghag, my faghag, my faghag
 
My faghag, my faghag, my faghag
My faghag, my faghag, my faghag!