Stop, don't tease me for my chipmunk jaw
Don't say that I squeak and gnaw
All these years you've mocked my baby face
You'll regret your jokes one day
You'll be scared because one day

I will be Dracula, I will be Dracula
I'm gonna get fangs, Dracula
My body wants your blood
I'll drink your ice-cold blood
In darkest Transylvania

You laughed about my hamster teeth:
They're gonna grow and then you'll shriek
I will be Dracula, I will be Dracula
No laughing when I'm Dracula

Dressed in black, I'll mimic bats in flight
Avoid daylight, learn to bite
But it's awful sleeping in coffins
And I can't seduce virgins:
My teeth won't go through their skin

I'm still not Dracula, I'm still not Dracula
Have I got fangs yet? None so far
Red blood, it makes me faint
Van Helsing called me "quaint"
And where is Transylvania?

Your crucifix looks quite alright
Your garlic bread smells rather nice
I'm still not Dracula, I'm still not Dracula
I'm not an undead, Gothic star

Oh Drac…oh Drac…oh Dracula
Oh Drac…oh Drac…oh Dracula
Oh Drac…oh Drac…oh Dracula
Oh, oh…

I will be Dracula, I will be Dracula
I'm gonna get fangs…

I'm in a costume store
There's fancy dress galore:
Ten euros - now I'm Dracula

These plastic fangs have quite a bite
My nylon cape's a scary sight

A wig as black as tar, fake red blood in a jar
Dracula

(He's Drac…he's Drac…he's Dracula)
(He's Drac…he's Drac…he's Dracula)
Oh, oh...