Weird love! H-e-e-ey, weird love!
(Weird love, love, love!) We get into it… Weird love, love, love!
(Weird love!)

With a mime, dead bodies, through a hole.
We’re doing everything with a pulse or some balls. (Weird love!)
In a mine, atop a toilet bowl,
Weird love, baby, in the shopping mall.

If you don’t approve it, if you’re into fluids,
You like weird love, baby.
If you like to fling it, if you like to swing it,
You like weird love, baby.

So put your chimp suit on when your kids aren’t home,
Take your goat onto the neighbor’s lawn.
So if ever it’s feeling too wrong, just do it!
Weird love, baby, weird love.

Not a crime, as long as it’s in Seoul.
Like crouching on the floor of a handicapped stall. (Weird love!)
On the road, your car on cruise control.
Weird love, baby, with a squid named Paul.

Weird love, weird love, baby!
Weird love, weird love, baby!
Weird love, weird love, baby!
Just as long as your students won’t sue, it’s weird love!

{Use your imagination}

You gotta screw it, weird love ... weird love!
Come on unspring it, bring it … weird love!
If you’re into riding, control, and behinds,
Into hooves, into groups … weird love!

We’ll be in back now.

{Oh, you’ve heard THAT before}

One, two ... b-b-b-bite my nut sack. (…Ow, ow, ow, ow!...)

If you like to yank it while you get a spankin’, you like ... weird love, baby!
If you make love standing while the plane is landing, you like ... weird love, baby!

When the day is through, and you leave the zoo,
There is nothing left for you to screw.
So you chug your own piss and you tug it to bits.
Weird love, baby, weird love!

In a bind? Try convicts on parole.
Try doing business men on a conference call
Get online, try fucking with a troll.
Weird love, baby, on a Facebook wall.

Weird love, weird love, baby!
Weird love, weird love, baby!
Weird love, weird love, baby!
If it’s dead or it’s moving, just do it ... weird love!

If you’re blind, just try to find a hole.
Try doing cabin boys at a port of call.
In a flute, with bagels, or with dolls,
Weird love, baby, if it’s very small.

Weird love, baby!
Weird love, weird love, baby!
Weird love, weird love, baby!

Oh, whatever you’re screwing, just do it...
Weird love!