(Do-do-do-don’t make fun of us)
(Do-do-do-don’t make fun of us)

(Anthony:) My ATM is a water closet
No withdrawals so I made a deposit
Wee…..wee wee

(Simon:) Smiling’s the key to my being a dead cert
choice for the next Colgate tv advert
Me….. me me

We can hear people say
When we stammer this way
‘On the 14th of May, they’ll be fine!’

We know, we each
Can’t hide our speech impediment
Do-do-do-don’t make fun of us!
We know, we each
Can’t hide our speech impediment
Do-do-do-don’t make fun of us!

We know. .. oh
We know
(Don’t make fun of us)

(Duncan) I got confused trying to find a suitor
Thought maybe I could be a left-footer?
Ho….. ho mo
(Lee:) I can’t believe what the bloggers all wrote
Cheekily claiming I’d miss the high note
C…C  C

We can hear people say
‘So which one of them’s gay?
We’d like to roll in the hay with him now!’

We know, we each
Can’t hide our speech impediment
Do-do-do-don’t make fun of us!
We know, we each
Can’t hide our speech impediment
Do-do-do-don’t make fun of us!

We know, oh
We know
(Don’t make fun of us)

It’s quite clear in each phrase we utter, yeah
Confidence gone, we begin to stutter, yeah
(What a shame! It’s your line!)
We’ll be fine
(Let’s go……)

Into the breach
We’ll fight our speech impediment
Do-do-do-don’t make fun of us!
Into the breach
We’ll fight our speech impediment
Do-do-do-don’t make fun of us!

Our speech!  Our speech!
Do-do-do-don’t make fun of us!