¡Oh, hola, hola, mujer!
¡Oh, hola, hola, mujer!

Dreaming of some hunks shouting
They are hollering at me
Finding them quite arousing
Bulging, they tease sexily
I am getting out my vibrator
Lying back on a table, but it’s starting to creak

Moist, I'm turning on this vibrator
My ageing heart starts to beat

Stripping furiously, let’s go, dildo inviting
Dildo delighting, dildo exciting
Solo, gently I start and a nice feeling in me grows
A little pause before I start turning up speed

Muscled titillating himbos, dildo delighting (Hey!)
Dildo exciting (Hey!), dildo igniting (Hey!)
Randy stallions watching me in all of my glory
A long time since anyone shouted at me:

Oh, show us, show us your bra!
Oh, show us, show us your bra!

Flirtatious desperados, dildo delighting (Hey!)
Dildo exciting (Hey!), dildo igniting (Hey!)
Hombres shouting out a bit too loud for me to be dreaming
And I then realise that they're here watching me

Everybody’s standing round now, dildo delighting (Hey!)
Dildo exciting (Hey!), dildo igniting (Hey!)
Slowly I'm realising where I am and why they are shouting:
These men are shouting 'cos they wanna stop me

But there is no stopping me now, dildo delighting (Hey!)
Dildo exciting (Hey!), dildo igniting (Hey!)
Yes, my name is Oprah Winfrey, and we're filming my show
And it is going out live now on TV
And it is going out live now on TV

Oh, faster, faster, Oprah!
Oh, faster, faster, Oprah!

Hey! Hey!

(Studio audience applause)