O-oh oh!
O-oh oh o-oh oh!

The upstairs neighbour and the downstairs one
I saw them hugging, I think they’re gay
They dress in leather, walk by the bay
Hand in hand, teasing the bone

O-Oh I wonder, when the night comes
And I hear those chains
Strange noises start, not quiet ones
Related to pains-ains!

If you hear them screaming loud at night
And scratching their nails on the kitchen wall

You just know what’s going on,
Ass and cock as one,
They’re gay, they’re gay, and they’re fucking
You just know what’s going on,
Ass and cock as one,
They’re gay… and they’re fucking

Deeper!
O-oh oh oh oh, deeper!
O-oh oh oh oh, deeper!
O-oh oh oh oh, deeper!
O-oh oh oh oh…

The other day, I swear it’s true
I saw a fireman and a cop too
They locked the door, and they chained the gays
And had lots of fun, in different ways

If you hear them screaming loud at night
And scratching their nails on the kitchen wall

You just know what’s going on,
Ass and cock as one,
They’re gay, they’re gay, and they’re fucking
You just know what’s going on,
Ass and cock as one,
They’re gay…

They’re gay!
They’re gay! (Lucky ones they are)
They’re gay! (Everyone should be gay)
Eh, eh,
Eh, eh

O-oh oh oh oh, (lucky ones they are)
O-oh oh oh oh, (everyone should be gay)
Eee-eh,
Eh…EH!