There is a strange and joyful land
A mile below the ground
Where tiny folks are found
Catalatvia

Eggs are cubes and have golden shells
And can be used for magic spells
Catalatvia

There are a number of health spas
Where you can bathe in molten tar
Catalatvia

Every song is sung by Blur
All of their coats are ferret fur
Et la vie, vie c'est si bizarre

Catalatvia
Utopian land, strange linguistical place
Catalatvia
Where music and language have no grammatical case
Catalatvia
When euphony rules, no two words sound quite the same
Catalatvia
Where everyone sings in Catalatvian all day

This is a home of awesome song
That you can't buy from Amazon
Catalatvia

If you don't ask, they'll never tell
They get their beer straight from the well
Catalatvia

If you don't look, you'll never see
How long a word for 'a' can be
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It's just a unique environs
Full of unlikely homophones
They don't explain them, of course

Catalatvia
An alphabet made from the soup of the day
Catalatvia
With different sounds for lower-case and capital "A"
Catalatvia
Phonetics be damned, they invent all that they say
Catalatvia
Where everyone sings in Catalatvian all day

Catalatviaaaaaaaa!
Catalatvia!