Boring days and lonely nights, watching reruns - that's my life
What I wouldn't give to know, people who might watch this show
But to find those who are just like me
would take too much money

So I went and looked online, thought I was wasting my time
But kept trying, wouldn't lose my hope
Then at one point I clicked on, magic site and from then on
Found out about our community

Message board meetup I will apply,
Show my city high, make them come and see my life
Message board meetup, the locals cry
When they see how I, brought all these gays to town

Message board meetup I will apply,
Must do it on time, or Yami might say I'm
Dis-qua-li-fied

Bid submitted now I'm set, ready now to place my bet
Hoping that the other towns, will end up like foolish clowns
No I can't keep the excitement in
I just hope, I will win

Finally, like Autumn rain, choosing day finally came
Members voted for their favourite place
Announcements are underway, oh my God it's Judgement Day
I just hope that they will find their way

Message board meetup I will apply,
Show my city high, make them come and see my life
Message board meetup, the locals cry
When they see how I, brought all these gays to town

 

(Message board meetup I will apply)

Oh Message Board Meetup

(Show my city high, make them come and see my life)

Was such a nice place to be - before the boarders came

(Message board meetup, the locals cry)

Message Board

(When they see how I, brought all these gays to town)

Oh Message Board, should have left it all and went to Vilnius instead!

Oh Message Board!