Oh, male nipples
What are they for?
Decoration? Surely not
Should I be pinching them until they're sore?

Oh, male nipples
Reminiscent of manboobs
When I feel like sinning
They will spoil the view

Nonfunctional and vain
Did God think they'd be fun?
Unaesthetic beyond words
The chest would do with none

They're nonfunctional and void
Fugly things without a point
Because, because, because
This is a boy

See, male nipples
Cannot feed our children
Undeveloped, those mammary glands
They can't produce any fluids

Oh, male nipples
What senseless teats
Have we all been praying
To somehow just retreat?

Nonfunctional and vain
Did God think they'd be fun?
Unaesthetic beyond words
The chest would do with none

They're nonfunctional and void
Fugly things without a point
Because, because, because
This is a boy

This is a boy