I like to fart; my Doctor says that it is good for my heart
He says that if I eat lots of oats and porridge, my bowels will open up freely
When I ate a prune, my teacher told me to get out of the room
She said that it’s very rude and bad mannered, so I tell her what my mum has taught me

I’m gonna eat brown rice to help my movements
And lots of beans and peas and broccoli
And when I walk the streets, I’ll let the gas come out
The smell will be enough to kill a whale

It’s coming out;
Of my bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum

When I was so young, I tried to keep my farting within
My tummy got swollen with trying to hide it, then I needed Imodium

But look at me eat rice to help my movements
And lots of beans and peas and broccoli
And when I walk the streets, I’ll let the gas come out
The smell will be enough to kill a whale

Farting; bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum
Bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum

And now I’m eating rice to help my movements
And lots of beans and peas and broccoli
And when I walk the streets, I’ll let the gas come out
And everyone is welcome to fart with me, straight out your

Bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum
Bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum
Bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum