And then I talked to a cartoon of little Tigger,
and then I passed a waterbowl right over to Sal
And then I launched a mini-rocket over Tigger,
and pencilled in a cross into my crossword pal

I mean a booklet in which the puzzles are.
And that's another thing that I want to say now,
Is that I need some lemonade to cool down
And then perhaps a small game of tennis downtown

Oh yes, I like to roll in fiields
And have a lot of barbie meaals
Al fresco cooking's nice, perhaps with instant rice
Don't shut the parasol, we still need some light
To cross the table as we're watching sows!

"She go away, come away, go away - like a wobble in a shed,
like a bovine in the grass"

Come on here and I'll undo your tie
Everybody loves a dancing boy
Come on, take a summer-surfing guy
Du vil - 'cos the sow mounted corn

And we're gonna dance throughout the night
And we're gonna prance around 'til dawn
Listen on CD to some Tom Dice,
and then: watch the sows mounting corn!

And then we'll have a little run and little daybreak,
and then rotate the caravan around by the car
Get a bit frightened by a noisy police siren
And later make a visit to the local bar

I like to watch the telly when I am drunk
And sometimes further: I like to look at pylons
I find them visually appealing to see
And see some rabbits - there are a lot of shy ones

So don't be much too loud around them,
And by the way, I like your nice Mum
I want your babies now, and how do you say "crow"?
We need to party now, politics are out
And spend our time relaxing watching sows

"She go away, come away, go away - like a wobble in a shed,
like a bovine in the grass"

Come on here and I'll undo your tie
Everybody loves a dancing boy
Come on, take a summer-surfing guy
Du vil - 'cos the sow mounted corn

And we're gonna dance throughout the night
And we're gonna prance around 'til dawn
Listen on CD to some Tom Dice,
and then: watch the sows mounting corn!

Come on here and I'll undo your tie
Everybody loves a dancing boy
Come on, take a summer-surfing guy
Du vil - 'cos the sow mounted corn

Hey! Like a bottle, like a bottle, like a bank!
Du vil - 'cos the sow mounted corn