(Hey, hey, hey!)
(Hey, hey, hey!)

Come visit me, next year in Stockholm
Maybe you've been to MF before
All I know is we together are strong
When we meet up in Sweden

The pesto's on me, so worry no more
Eat some fun meals with special ketchup
The best is that we, like much of the north
Are calm and kind and helpful

So come visit me in the year of
Our lord AD Twenty-Thirteen

I love you mi Sweden - BWO!
Carola and G:son
Agnetha Fältskog
Loreen, Nanne, Christer
And even Stockselius
Are all from our road, come visit Stockholm

Malmö may be cheaper - (is it not?)
Umeå is sleeker (according to Lars)
But it's always weekend in IKEA's home
Come visit our home, Sverige, Stockholm!

(Hey, hey, hey!)

Best to send me an email before
You just turn up in rags at my door
And karaoke takes place on the floor
So bring some words to read out

So come and enjoy our Burritos
atop a sweet fish on a bun

I love you mi Sweden - TKO!
Ruslana in Gaypride
T. Kölberg and Co.
Buy Herreys-themed teapots:
Perrelli ex-Nilsson
Will sing for you songs, and feed you with tongs

Fantastic is Sweden - (oui yay jå)
Great medical treatment (and fun furry bars)
And it's always weekend in IKEA's home
Come visit our home, la Suède en Stockholm!

(Hey, hey, hey)
I love you mi Sweden
(Hey, hey, hey)
Come visit some more!

I love you mi Sweden - BWO!
Carola and G:son
Agnetha Fältskog
Loreen, Nanne, Christer
And Svante Stockselius
Are all from our road, come visit Stockholm

I'm living in Sweden - (yeehay hå!)
It's got all you're needin' (for photo albums)
A nice place to breed oh, and IKEA's home
Oh, Sweden's my home, oh, Sweden's my home!

Hey!