Bloody hell, what a farce!
Yesterday I was at the palace
King Juan Carlos requested I pick up some folk
Who were waiting inside Barajas

All went well, VIPs
Were both en route by quarter to three
But the shellfish paella I’d eaten for tea
Was making me feel ill-at-ease

Purée poo all sprayed out my ass
Sickening Camilla and Charles
When I tried to pop out a fart
All my guts just dropped in my pants

Purée poo all sprayed out my ass
Splattering decayed paella
I just tried to pop out a fart
Decayed paella (Decayed paella)

Noxious smell travelled fast
Highnesses thought they were being gassed
Then the duchess proceeded to open the door
And went soaring onto Gran Vía

When she fell, future Queen
Was then squashed by a black limousine
The concerned Prince he jumped out and ruptured his spleen
While I quickly sped from the scene

Purée poo all sprayed out my ass
Killing both Camilla and Charles
When I tried to pop out a fart
All my guts just dropped in my pants

Purée poo all sprayed out my ass
Splattering decayed paella
I just tried to pop out a fart
Decayed paella (Decayed paella)

Purée poo all sprayed out my ass
Killing both Camilla and Charles
When I tried to pop out a fart
All my guts just dropped in my pants

Purée poo all sprayed out my ass
Splattering decayed paella
I just tried to pop out a fart
Decayed paella (Decayed paella)
Decayed paella
Aj, aj aj!