My bathroom is a safe place
Where I can do my rituals
Where all things can be controlled
And all the loo roll is laid out perfectly

So I may have some issues
That often cause anxiety
My home has this nice staircase
But I can't use it, can't divide the steps by four

OCD - what I have to live by
It's not me - and I can't help but ask why

Again I feel so dirty
I wash my hands a thousand times
The tap can't touch my left hand
If it does, I freak out and have to count till nine

OCD - turn the lights on and off
Do you see? This life can get quite tough

OCD - check the stove just once more
No, it's not me - my life is one big chore