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Eek, a week, cannot drink, can’t eat

Can’t sleep, I’m weak, don’t dare to peek

That whole night is nothing but a blur

Was it all a ploy?

And perhaps I am just paranoid

But I feel such a rash

You’re a Don Juan, you’re the king of doublespeak

Now I need prozac, ’cause you left me in awe

Syphilis, all ’cause I was infidel

To all that we are, all values of the radar

Urk, London, Italy, Hong Kong

I do not know where you haven’t brought

All your nice words, so bittersweet

But beneath your façade

Lies your ability to excel

Of ending on a big bang

You’re a Genghis Khan, always on a killing spree

In your cul-de-sac is no room for the law

Syphilis, everything was going swell

Then you left a scar, that is still the worst, by far

I’m feeling weak

I know I need some rama

I’ve been so dumb, now it’s a melodrama

I overcome and don’t succumb

I move on, undeterred

Still want some lsd

But then it all hits me

You’re a ladies’ man, but without an std

My panic attack was my main and key flaw

A pop quiz, unannounced, it feels like hell

But you’re still my star, my professor from Dakar