I have a bow
Wouldn't you know
It comes in colors that light up just like Day-Glo
Trying to sing
But this damned thing
Is uglier than Billie Jean King
Why am I wearing it still
This whole thing's all gone downhill
Someone fetch me a big pill
I want to slit my throat
What stupid twit
Thought this would fit
No one would confuse me with anyone legit
Where's my agent
He can get bent
Why am I wearing this friggin' tent
Why am I wearing it still
This whole thing's all gone downhill
Someone fetch me a big pill
I want to slit my throat
I have a bow
Wouldn't you know
It comes in colors that light up just like Day-Glo
I have a bow |
