I could never get a date
And much less a shag
The boys all thought I was a hag
Woah woah
I had cobwebs on my bits
Until I met him…
When I want a good hump
I reach for the air pump
Inflatable, the man for me
Blowing him up for ecstasy
His penis is extendable
My boyfriend is inflatable
And all my friends are envious
Of me and my man
Now I’ve got great sex on demand
Woah woah
So what’s a girl supposed to do?
Ooh, I can’t get enough
I’ve made such a great match
He sleeps on the wet patch
Inflatable, the man for me
Blowing him up for ecstasy
His penis is extendable
My boyfriend is inflatable
I’ve made such a great match
He sleeps on the wet patch…
Oh inflatable, infallible
For ecstasy, for ecstasy
His penis is extendable
My boyfriend is inflatable
My boyfriend is inflatable!
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