Just like a perm which is starting to fade
Just like a skirt with a hem that has frayed
Just like a shoe which has lost its white shine
I’m feeling that way some times
But then I can’t help it, my sorrows are deep
I watched Eurovision and could get no sleep
Where is all the chasteness, the beautiful rhyme
That used to rule in my prime
A freaky monster, a filthy porn queen
Whatever happened to Eurovision
A drunken boy gang, a swearing madam
There’s no tomorrow for my Grand Prix
An ugly grimace, no pretty faces
Just tons of botox which left their traces
Increasing bust size, and piles of nude flesh
There’s no tomorrow for my Grand Prix
So I shared the stage once with Ana Vishy
When she was still singing Mono I Agapi
And now she just looks like a transvestite slut
No wonder I’m off my nut!
A freaky monster, a filthy porn queen
Whatever happened to Eurovision
A drunken boy gang, a swearing madam
There’s no tomorrow for my Grand Prix
An ugly grimace, no pretty faces
Just tons of botox which left their traces
Increasing bust size, a pile of nude flesh
There’s no tomorrow for my Grand Prix
Pray with me to Ralph above
Save us with an ode to love
Pray with me to Ralph above
Save us with an ode to love
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