My Yugo and me
Are stuck without a gear!
I’m standing on the highway
And I’m stranded in the rain
I’m looking for my contract
And I need them to replace
A Fiat, Ford or Opel
A beggar can’t be vain
Ohh
Hertz, bloody Hertz, stinkin’ Hertz
In the middle of the night
And my trip is delayed
You know that those nerds
Are absurd, it’s unheard
That I’m waiting for a tow truck
Not home with my babe
So now that I’m dissed
Your car is full of piss
Fuck you Hertz!
Oh it hurts
My heater had a dead dove
They shoved it deep inside
A smearing on the mirror
And I swear it isn’t mine
The ashtray had a condom
And yuck, I think it’s used
Ohh
Hertz, bloody Hertz, stinkin’ Hertz
In the middle of the night
And my trip is delayed
You know that those nerds
Are absurd, it’s unheard
That I’m waiting for a tow truck
Not home with my babe
So now that I’m dissed
Your car is full of piss
Fuck you Hertz!
Ohh
Not easy to dismember
And even harder to burn it
I’m hoping your next renter
Is nauseous and is blind!!!
Ohhhhhhh
Hertz, bloody Hertz, stinkin’ Hertz
In the middle of the night
And my trip is delayed
You know that those nerds
Are absurd, it’s unheard
That I’m waiting for a tow truck
Not home with my babe
So now that I’m dissed
Your car is full of piss
Fuck you Hertz!
Ohh, you turds
And now I’m off to Budget
Mmmmmmmm
Hertz, bloody Hertz, bloody Hertz!
|
