So I really want my cash to flow,
Whoah…oh…oh
But no - all my record sales were low, so I found a beau:
A wealthy older guy with nasal hair,
Yeah
He’s not dying,
Though I’m trying,
Whoah…oh…yeah
At the cliff-top,
Throw him off the edge,
“Oh coastguard, help me – my man just slipped off that ledge!”
He’s going
Off the cliff-top,
He’s rich, aged ninety-three,
His fortune’s waiting – say goodbye to poverty.
I’m a needy minx, a needy chav,
Whoah…oh
I used lots of arsenic – he asked, “What’s for my dinner, Jav?”
“It is the last meal you’ll ever have,”
But he lived.
I need more bling,
He needs killing.
Whoah…oh…yeah
Come old man, I’ll take you there,
To the cliff-top.
At the cliff-top,
Throw him off the edge,
“Oh coastguard, help me – my man just slipped off that ledge!”
He’s going
Off the cliff-top,
His will’s written by me,
His fortune’s waiting – who needs to win ESC?
At the cliff-top,
Throw him off the edge,
“Oh coastguard, help me – my man just slipped off that ledge!”
He’s going
Off the cliff-top
And down into the sea,
His fortune’s waiting – it’s diamond boob tape for me.
Off the cliff-top
Fall off…fall off…fall off…fall off
Off the cliff top…
Oh...whoah...there you go
You’re going off…
Aaaargh!
You’re going off the cliff-top
(You’re going off the cliff-top)
At the cliff-top,
Throw him off the edge,
“Oh coastguard, help me – my man just slipped off that ledge!”
He’s going
Off the cliff-top,
But, god! He’s fighting back,
I’m in some trouble faced with this old man’s attack.
At the cliff-top,
Threw me off the edge,
“Oh coastguard, help me – my wife just slipped off that ledge!”
He found strength
On the cliff-top,
Although he’s ninety-three,
He stood there laughing, waved goodbye as he threw me…
…off the cliff-top.
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