Booze is there for tasting
Loos for defecating
Often on a Saturday night
Cos sometimes you’ll find
The jalfrezi’s unkind
You see baby that’s the curry and wine
Murgh massala taken
Burgundy unshaken
Lately cause me troubles I find
The madras gives me woes
When the chardonnay flows
Yeah baby that’s the curry and wine
So if you see me somewhere with my arse in the air
And the wind coming out my behind
The price that I pay
For the cheap beaujolais
And the onion bhajis
I’m well aware
I’m just a silly old boy and a vindaloo fan
Try to snort all the potential of a garlic naan
Though I try not to make
Chicken tikka mistake
When the waiter comes to call
This food is on my plate
Murgh massala taken
Burgundy unshaken
Lately cause me troubles I find
The dhansak I chose
Is the worst of my foes
But baby that’s the curry and wine
Yeah!
So if you see me somewhere with my arse in the air
And the wind coming out my behind
The price that I pay
For the cheap beaujolais
And the onion bhajis
I’m well aware
I’m just a silly old boy and a vindaloo fan
Try to snort all the potential of a garlic naan
Though I try not to make
Chicken tikka mistake
When the waiter comes to call
This food is on my plate
Murgh massala taken
Burgundy unshaken
Lately cause me troubles I find
The dhansak I chose
Is the worst of my foes
But baby that’s the curry and wine
The madras gives me woes
But the chardonnay flows
Yeah baby that’s the curry and wine
Yes sometimes I find
The jalfrezi’s unkind
Baby that’s the curry and wine
Oh, oh oh oh yeah
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