Coughdrops and possum spill
Dog hair with fleas
Fishtails and oil slicks
Things of the sea
Stuff that smells
Stuff that swells
Granny’s missing shoe
All kinds of everything McDonalds feed you
Waste dropped from aeroplanes
Fresh from the sky
Crust found in rubbish bins
Hair gel and dye
Pillow mites
Bugs that bite
Cultures of flu
All kinds of everything McDonalds feed you
Vermin slime
Kettle grime
Gutters from the zoo
Monday
Tuesday every day
They poison you
Chances for viruses
That’s what they like
Puking and heaving
Gives them delight
They will sneeze
In your tea
And hope you don’t sue
All kinds of everything McDonalds feed you
When you dine
With your wife
Sit right by the loo
Suddenly you’ll feel your gut
Rumble inside you
Nuggets
With maggots
Nose hair with fries
Toe nails in milkshakes
Road kill in pies
Your disease
Makes ‘em pleased
If only you knew…
All kinds of everything McDonalds feed you
All kinds of everything McDonalds feed you
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