ALC 2008 - Semi 1-17 - Benadryl (Isr 88) <Partyvision.co.uk>

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SEMI 1

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Benadryl

Based on Israel 1988 - Ben Adam

Benadryl^®
A useful little pill
For allergies and common colds
Benadryl^®
So cheap and small but still
For twelve to fourteen hours it will hold

A human is just human and you have your faults
So when your body's leaking out from every slot
You need to let it come around and ease your breath
Otherwise, you'll endure pain that makes you wish for death
When you can't stop itching 'til you turn bright red
And when your sinus swells so much it blows your head
Don't be ill, end the chill, take our pill -
Take Benadryl^®.

Benadryl^®
Just take one and you will
Astonishingly fast improve
Benadryl^®
The world's not standing still
So eat it up and get back on the move

A human is just human and you have your faults
So when your body's leaking out from every slot
You need to let it come around and ease your breath
Otherwise, you'll endure pain that makes you wish for death
When you can't stop itching 'til you turn bright red
And when your sinus swells so much it blows your head
Don't be ill, end the chill, take our pill -
Take Benadryl^®.

You didn't go to med school
So just leave it up to us
We have the expertise that you can trust

See,
A human is just human and you have your faults
So when your body's leaking out from every slot
You need to let it come around and ease your breath
Otherwise, you'll endure pain that makes you wish for death
When you can't stop itching 'til you turn bright red
And when your sinus swells so much it blows your head
Don't be ill, end the chill, take our pill -
Take Benadryl^®.

A human is just human and you have your faults
So when you're reading really fast the smaller fonts
You may not notice this drug can impair your breath
Otherwise, paralyse, sometimes it would lead to death
When you take the third your eyes will turn bright red
And when you take the fifth you'll grow a second head
Pay our bill, imbecile, take our pill -
Take Benadryl^®.