Do you like being with a diva?
Someone who’s funny and crude
Bitchy and sometimes a schemer
Faghags are making the rules
Be aware
The faghag will cut you like Tyra
Be prepared
The faghag will make you acquire
For herself
The latest fad from Dolce Gabbana
And then pay
The full tab of whiskey and vodka
Cool ones will give tips on blow jobs
Cruel ones will laugh at your boy
“Heard that your thing is a small one”
Poor thing just burst in a sob
Be aware
The faghag will cut you like Tyra
Be prepared
The faghag will make you acquire
For herself
The latest fad from Dolce Gabbana
And then pay
The full tab of whiskey and vodka
The faghag is making a comeback
The faghag will give you an ulcer
She’ll shout about you knocking off Prada
She’ll bitch-slap for dissing her new gloves
Any homo is so passé without one
Be alert
The faghag is what is required
For a gay
The faghag is one to admire
She can be
The gutsy gal with spunk and with fire
Or maybe
The cold cat from Sodom Gomorrah
Take your pick
