Practised medicine in the north of England
Specialised in ladies of great age
If they were in pain or they were suffering
Always knew the way to make it change
He was always quick to write prescriptions
Good strong analgesia was applied
So imagine his baffled confusion
When his patients suddenly died
Harold Shipman
Lovable old man with glasses and white beard
Harold Shipman
Was three times crowned the clowning doctor of the year
Harold Shipman
Always left them laughing as he signed them off
Harold Shipman
A lovely, chubby, cuddly, Hippocratic oaf
Harold Shipman
Harold Shipman
Klara and Alois in Austria
Had the most delightful little boy
And the future paterfamilias
Of the German nation brought them joy
Stumbling around in his pyjamas
Staring at the blond-haired little scruffs
Loving their blue eyes, those little charmers
Boy, he just could not get enough!
Adolf Hitler
Never could resist a boy in uniform
Adolf Hitler
The undisputed ruler of the Reeperbahn
Adolf Hitler
If he ever asked you "Baby, what's your sign?"
Adolf Hitler
Just any Arian would be completely fine
Adolf Hitler
Harold Shipman
Wacky villains!
