When I was young, growing was not my friend
Three foot four inch, that’s where I end
And when I think of all things that I miss
Can’t reach the toilet to piss
All that I ask is a little more height
Just two more feet, that’s OK right?
Vertically challenged folk aren’t my scene
Wanna be tall
No more name-calling please – Damn genes!
Midgets here, midgets there
Carrying’s all that’s in my dreams
No, no, won’t let me grow
Need a stool to see any show
Midgets here, midgets there
Carrying’s all that’s in my dreams
No, no, won’t let me grow
Need a stool to buy at Tesco
People keep asking me to please stand up
But they can buy heels in their size
Must be this tall for the Space Mountain ride
My test in life
If only that test I’d pass with pride
Midgets here, midgets there
Carrying’s all that’s in my dreams
No, no, won’t let me grow
Not taller than a violin’s bow
(Albanian violin break)
Wait for me… In my dreams
Yes I can… Tall I’ll be
Midgets here, midgets there
Carrying’s all that’s in their dreams
No, no, no need to grow
Another world, I am so tall
Take my stool, take my stilts
I don’t need any in my dreams
No more fish in my face
Won’t wake up from magical place
