Married you, so innocent
We were just out of school
And I thought you'd stay forever young
The years have been so cruel
My main goal is to stop decay
Gather all my means
But to fight it, I will need you to
Use this pack of creams
I will always make you spread them
Will always, for your sake,
Anti-aging facial products
Of every size and shape
Some will make you younger
Some will make you beau
Some will turn your skin flat
Wrinkles shall be gone
Your eyelids fall and start to swell
Your teeth begin to rust
And your hair grows where it needn't be
Doesn't where it must
I can handle how it's now
Swallowing my pain
Dear, I love you just the way you are
Don't you dare to change!!
I will always make you spread them
Will always, for your sake,
Anti-aging facial products
Of every size and shape
Some will make you younger
Some will make you beau
Some will turn your skin flat
Wrinkles shall be gone
I cannot win, see, time still takes its toll
But the box
Says it works
You just use it wrong!
I will always make you spread them
Will always, for your sake
Some will make you younger
Some will make you beau
Some will cost a fortune
But they're just a fraud.