I can’t speak his language,
Just can’t speak his language
What am I to do?
French in school was boring
Absolutely boring
Now I’m just a fool
Parlez-vous Anglais?
He spoke to me but all I heard was ’blah’
He said some more which sounded so gaga
Acting all bourgeois
While staring at my bra
I said ’Francois I understand na da’
So I have a new plan
Splendid, splendid new plan
Always worked before
Now my body’s talking
Really, really talking
Better than before
Parlez-vous body?
He spoke to me but all I heard was ’blah’
He said some more which sounded so gaga
Acting all bourgeois
While staring at my bra
I said ’Francois unhook
My bra’
Flashed a bit of bra
And he was all ‘hurrah’
He spoke to me but all I heard was ’blah’
Unhook my bra
Francois
