Ahhhh Oprah!

Oprah! Oprah!

Lacking all finesse
Harping on her guests
Pouring money on a junkie making him confess
Mummy has no breasts
Daddy wears a dress
And a cult of colic monkeys fessing they molest

Clinton seems depressed
Maybe he’ll profess
That his penis ain’t the meanest, now that it’s suppressed
Giving all this junk
To the poor and young
And a car that doesn’t start, because it’s Pontiac

Ahhhh Oprah!

Is your life bizarre? Hey!
Got a cat with SARS? Hey!
Come on up to Harpo
Oprah!
Sing-a-long for Darfur
Oprah!
Tell her, mail her, say Mandela, no one cares if it’s a farce

Is your life bizarre? Hey!
Got a cat with SARS? Hey!
Come on up to Harpo
Oprah!
Sing-a-long for Darfur
Oprah!
Tell her, mail her, say Mandela, no one cares if it’s a farce

Paying for a fence
Taking all the rest
For a hole in Eritrea that will educate
Loving Africa
Only if there are
Press around to tell the story – “Oprah in a Slum”

 Ahhhh Oprah!

Is your life bizarre? Hey!
Got a cat with SARS? Hey!
Come on up to Harpo
Oprah!
Sing-a-long for Darfur
Oprah!
Tell her, mail her, say Mandela, no one cares if it’s a farce

“I now own Beijing!”: Oprah!

Ahhhh Oprah!

Is your life bizarre? Hey!
Got a cat with SARS? Hey!
Come on up to Harpo
Oprah!
Sing-a-long for Darfur
Oprah!
Tell her, mail her, say Mandela, no one cares if it’s a farce

Is your life bizarre? Hey!
Got a cat with SARS? Hey!
Come on up to Harpo
Oprah!
Sing-a-long for Darfur
Oprah!
Tell her, mail her, say Mandela, no one cares if it’s a farce

Oprah!