We are the A.L.C. Company
We make the best of your melody
We are the A.L.C. Company
We change your song for a fee

We are the A.L.C. Company
No song is safe from our fantasy
With every lyrical twitch it shows
We are the A.L.C. pro’s

You have a dirge or a funeral song
We turn it into a fun sing-a-long, whoa...
Can you imaygine the Belarus way
Yes so can we if you pay

We go for every trick in the book
Follow the guidelines and search for a hook, oh yes...
So if our rhyming don’t meet your demand
Pretend you’re Lena from Schland

We are the A.L.C. Company
We make the best of your melody
We’re not employed by the B.B.C.
We have some standards, you see.

We got a call from a guy in Baku
He knew our rep’ and we knew what to do, oh yeah...
We tripled ev’ry price in our shop
And now he thinks we are top.

We are the A.L.C. Company
We make the best of your melody
We are the A.L.C. Company
But if you don’t pay our fee
We name and shame you with glee
And post it on the MB