You don't believe the Bible's Gospels?
And the Qu'ran might be untrue?
You don't like Buddhist meditation?
You're looking for a way
To guide your spirit every day?

Then come and join our cult, our New Age thing
Your credit card can really cleanse your sins
Your salary's the cost to win your Holy War
So get your wallet out and pay us more and more

We'll fill your mind with utter bollocks
You'll see some visions like St Paul
We'll make you think your Gran's a mollusc
And we get money from Tom Cruise, Madonna, Elton John

 

So come and join our cult, our New Age thing
Our famous fans can really cleanse your sins
Our guru's really hot, he'll have you going "Phwoar!"
So get your wallet out and pay us more and more

Come and join our cult
So come and join our cult

So come and join our cult, our New Age thing
Washing your brain can really cleanse your sins
Mass orgies, tantric sex will make you feel so pure
So get your wallet out and pay us more…

Sell your apartment up, you're moving in
To our new commune ranch outside Berlin
You'll live off rice and dust, and you'll sleep on the floor
And there's no getting out once you've walked through the door

(We're not voodoo)
Come and join our cult
(Meet our guru)
Come and join our cult
(Need your money)
So come and come and join our, come and come and join our, come and join our

 

Cult.