Glow stick, a glove
tATu’s brassier
Cuffs, whips and muzzles
From that slut who sang Brazil

Do things keep piling in your loft?
Mmmm, a cat that Hera almost stuffed
A mini dress when she was svelte
Lena’s soggy microphone
Or stuff you tossed into the cellar
Some gum from C. Dion
Or bits and pieces of her sweater
Johhny Logan’s skinny clothes
“High” in French and Bosnian
So much litter so much choice
Who went in my pigeon hole???
Damn!

Shoes, glue, booze, a fag – Safura’s bag 
Dima’s mule, Dana’s tool, De Toppers suit
Bid on, pay a ton, do the eBay wank
Go back, no luck, bid adieu

Shoes, glue, booze, a fag – Safura’s bag 
Dima’s mule, Dana’s tool, De Toppers suit
Bid on, pay a ton, do the eBay wank
Go back, no luck, bid adieu

Supposedly you place a quote
A stand of hair from Wogan, a midget from Albania
A dollar and it’s yours
Anna Vissi’s former nose
Miss Carola’s pantyhose
Organ from that Sieneke
Laka’s glasses, Yami’s crocs
Verka’s shoes, Irish sock, dildo found in Ola’s hole
Orange can - spray those tits
Isis/Ryan know the drill
Yeah!

Shoes, glue, booze, a fag – Safura’s bag 
Dima’s mule, Dana’s tool, De Toppers suit
Bid on, pay a ton, do the eBay wank
Go back, no luck, bid adieu

Shoes, glue, booze, a fag – Safura’s bag 
Dima’s mule, Dana’s tool, De Toppers suit
Bid on, pay a ton, do the eBay wank
Go back, no luck, bid adieu

Some git will buy my silly crap!

Shoes, glue, booze, a fag – Safura’s bag 
Dima’s mule, Dana’s tool, De Toppers suit
Bid on, pay a ton, do the eBay wank
Go back, no luck, bid adieu

Who? eBay fools
Who? eBay fools