I can't remember what I had maybe, most likely, had done last night
But I woke up this morning, in a flutter and, I had such a fright
I had a slight flash back of when, you were across the bar and then
I thought it would be cool, to walk along, introduce myself to you

Shalalie shalala, shalalie shalala
Crossed the room again
Shalalie shalala, shalalie shalala
Downed my drink my friend

Then I walked up to you
Kept you wanting oh so more, but didn't think it through
Shalalie shalala, shalalie shalala
I puked right on your shoe

I am confused, I am confused,
I am confused, this cannot be true!

Then some blond, six feet tall, with stilettos came over to start a fight
I was gone, who knows more? Slapped that bitch, I could gladly knock out her light
I took a rolling swing and then, she stepped away just exactly when
You came to sort me out, it was so loud, when my fist hit your face!

How could I have, how could I have...
How could I have, how could I have...
How could I have fallen so hard!

Shalalie shalala, shalalie shalala
Asked to leave again
Shalalie shalala, shalalie shalala
Go to hell my friend!

So I walked home alone
Didn't think it was so long, but sorta got caught out
Shalalie shalala, shalalie shalala
Pissed myself throughout

Shalalie shalala, shalalie shalala
Asked to leave again
Shalalie shalala, shalalie shalala
Go to hell my friend!

So I walked home alone
Didn't think it was so long, but sorta got caught out
Shalalie shalala, shalalie shalala
Pissed myself throughout

Shalalie shalala, shalalie shalala
An amazing night out!