Ej… Pokerface, pokerface
I detest, your ugly popokerface
Eh… Discostick, discostick
Don't want to take a ride on your big stick

Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I can't be smart
Bad romance, bad romance, you are such a fart
I hate you, I loathe you, you are so slow
Bad romance, bad romance, need to go on with the show

Gaga Gaga Gaga, Don't call me Gaga, oh no!
Oh oh oh don't call me Gaga, oh no!
Oh oh oh don't call me Gaga, oh no!
Oh oh oh don't call me Gaga, oh no!
Oh oh oh don't call me Gaga, oh no!

My… Telephone, telephone
Don't you try to call on my telephone

You are such a bastard trying to cut my hair
Bad romance, bad romance, I want you to go
I like it, I love it, it gives me flair
Bad romance, bad romance, need to go on with the show

Gaga Gaga Gaga, Don't call me Gaga, oh no!
Oh oh oh don't call me Gaga, oh no!
Oh oh oh don't call me Gaga, oh no!
Oh oh oh don't call me Gaga, oh no!
Oh oh oh don't call me Gaga, oh no!

Alejandro, Alejandro, Alejandro, Alejandro
Alejandro, Alejandro, Alejandro, Alejandro
Alejandro, Alejandro, I've got a new man

Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I can't be smart
Bad romance, bad romance, you are such a fart
I hate you, I loathe you, you are so slow 
Bad romance, bad romance, need to go on with the show