I flew Onun Air for you
I even dyed my hair for you
I got blue underwear, tattooed
So I wear 'm ev’ry single day

Love, you know, the sight of you
I’ll prepare some pork lite for you
Whether you would sweat or drool
I swore to love you all the way

Lord, oh Lord, I can’t remember what appealed about you
'Cause My, oh my, can't stand a minute more with you, love
Like a sad old wife, I will fake it when it’s dark around you
Then I will crawl back into the light
wish I was in it without you, love

Love, I had it bad with you
I shaved my pits like mad for you
You always made me sad and blue
Couldn't take it for another day

Love, I claim, it’s sad but true
Stupid arrow had no clue
I even grew in a toenail or two
It happened just the other day

Lord, oh Lord, I can’t remember what appealed about you
'Cause My, oh my, can't stand a minute more with you, love
Like a sad old wife, I will fake it when it’s dark around you
Then I will crawl back into the light
Can't bare a minute with you, I’m...
Bored, so bored, can’t remember the big deal about you
‘Cause I, oh I’ll enjoy each minute without you, love

When you go, no sorrow
I’ll pack your case, I'll pack it fast, just go
You just got in the way
You caught me, love knot me
was overpowered by insanity
It's psychic, now I escape

Love, I blame those knickers blue
Droopy! Harrow wore them too
I’d even rather kiss a snail than you
I’m quitting! There’s no other way!

Bored, so bored, I can’t remember the big deal about you
'Cause My, oh my, can't stand a minute more with you, love
Like a saddened wife, I will fake it when it’s dark and mount you
Then I will crawl back into the light
I just can’t win it, you know what ...

Love, oh love, I’ll never sing another song about you
'Cause I, oh I, may end up winning and end up …
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.