O-ohhhh....yeaaaahhhh, oh-oh-oh aaahhh

I'm so full of desire, with tentacles of fire, I am a mollusc perverse
When it comes to the sex, baby I am the best, cos I do it in reverse
Swimming far from my home, find a babe of my own, will not end up on no dish
Baby don't be amazed, but I am so sex-crazed, I even do it with starfish!

I've got suckers, they are amazing sexy
Big mean fuckers, they're gonna drive you crazy
Rolling over, in the wide blue ocean, nothing can faze me!
Touch my suckers, I'm gonna drag you under
Swimming freely, eight's a magic number
Rolling steady, grab me some octopussy
My ten-ta-cles are yours!

I'm simply full of charm, I like to suck on my arm, I can give you all you need
There is one thing I bet, you don't know of me yet, I like bondage with seaweed!
I've returned to be free, I belong to the sea -
Grab me some octopussy!

I've got suckers, they are amazing sexy
Big mean fuckers, they're gonna drive you crazy
Rolling over, in the wide blue ocean
My ten-ta-cles are yours!

My name is Paul and I've escaped from Sealife
I'm on a sex-crazed hunt to find me a wife
No more the fortune-telling with the Deutsch flag -
I'm swimming freely now, and I need a shag!

I've got suckers
Ahh...
Under-cuppers

I've got suckers, they are amazing sexy
Big mean fuckers, they're gonna drive you crazy
Swimming freely, eight is a magic number -
My ten-ta-cles are yours!