It was sudden, just a letter
Which the Leader sent express via post
It said “you boys can’t score from a meter
so we thought you’d ride in a hearse.
Made me look like a clown, someone needs to go down”  
“Oh fucksake”, Kim swears, “North Korean squad”

One goal. Hell no! North Korean squad
Dropped your shorts in front of Portugal
Ruler said so, North Korean squad
You’re dead, North Korean squad
No more heads, North Korean squad

“Hak and Chol, take this heater
Turn it on and then go-dive-in-the-pool
And the rest-of-ya awful wot’evas
Strap yourselves to this fuckin nuke
It ain’t going too far, just a tad to our south
To some (send rice!) South Korean bums”

One goal. Hell no! North Korean squad
Even Greece could win and they are old
Kim nolikey, North Korean squad
You’re dead, North Korean squad

“Better get me Ashley Kole
And he’s our (kidnapped) new Korean squad”

One goal. Hell no! North Korean squad
Dropped your shorts in front of Portugal
Ruler said so, North Korean squad
You’re dead, North Korean squad

One goal. Hell no! North Korean squad
Even Greece could win and they are old
Kim nolikey, North Korean squad
You’re dead, North Korean squad

Let’s all talk like North Kolean squad
Lon ate lice with lum and puppy dog
Lude of people laugh Kolean talk
Blazil - North Kolean show
You will see, North Koleans lock