I'm half awake, under the covers.
A heavy smell of sex hangs in the air.
I sneak a peek, at my dream lover.
Then begins my nightmare.

Drunken shag.
What have I done?
I seduced my best friend's son
Will the village all treat me like filth
When he tells his mates and brands me a milf?

Twenty rums and as many beers.
Drunken shag, I can't fight the tears.

Then he awakes, hearing me sobbing
He reaches out and he says 'I want you'
Against my back, I feel the throbbing.
And seconds out, round two

Drunken shag
What have I done?
I seduced my best friend's son
Will the village all treat me like filth
When he tells his mates and brands me a milf?

Twenty rums and as many beers.
Drunken shag, I can't fight the tears.

Sober shag (sober shag)
Oh what's the use? (oh what's the use ?)
I'll just find a good excuse
If the village all treat me like filth
If he tells his mates and brands me a milf.

At sixty-four, you take what you get.
Drunken shag, it's too late for regrets.
Drunken shag, it's too late for regrets.
Drunken shag, it's too late for regrets.