Pixels that show your pores
An app that mows the lawn
It'll cost two thousand dollars
That excludes a dialing tone

Clock, book, a Bird that screams
A vid link to your niece
But in case she wants to call you
She will get a boy in Kyiv
Gimme volume, I can't hear a bloody thing!

iPhone
 A piece-a-shit in colour, just let me dial
iPhone
I need to call my mother, not buy an app     
iPhone
Can book myself some travel, but when I land
iPhone, iPhone, iPhone
Can't call my ride  

Got me a tablet tool, it really looked quite cool
Has a lot that will impress you, you can send an email too
Yet another useless toy, the joke's on you 

iPad
I need to use my hard drive, but that's awry
iPad
I want to see my work file, good luck with that
iPad
Can never hook a camera, or run some Flash
iPad, iPad, iPad
Why pay so much?

iTunes
You're gonna lose your music, can't back it up
iPod
They make you buy a new one, 'bout every March
Apple, Apple, Apple
I just give up