At Mickey D's with my new gal
Big Mac, yeah, the same for Val
Go to sit down - before I do
A quick detour, hit the restroom fast
When I get back, such a surprise, can't believe

That girl's a thievin' thief, can see it in her teeth
Got ketchup on her thighs, I see right through her lies
That girl's a thievin' thief, I'm in such disbelief
The devil in disguise, I should say my goodbyes

Bitch done stole my fries
Bitch done stole my fries
That bitch

It's an all-out war, she made her move
Now I'll make mine, girl you know it's true
You know those pics? Drunken on the loo
I'll tweet that ish, darlin', you're screwed
Got no alibi, momma will sob, and daddy too

That girl's a thievin' thief, I cannot keep it brief
Won't help it if she cries, I'm gonna cut my ties
That girl's a thievin' thief, she caused this stupid grief
Cuz when she rolled the dice, came up with my snake eyes

Bitch done stole my fries
Bitch done stole my fries
Oh, that bitch

See now, girl, it just ain't wise, a dude like me loves him some fries
Might think I'm some crazy guy blowin' up like this, you roll your eyes
Guess what, might be acting a fool - don't make you seem less of a tool
Yeah, you say 'it's just some fries' and my actions are a weird surprise
Hon, don't even try, you made up your bed, it's time to lie 
I'll make sure your friends see your worst side

That girl's a thievin' thief, I saw it in her teeth
Had ketchup on her thighs, imagine my surprise
That girl's a thievin' thief, but I got my relief
The devil in disguise, stealin' from me ain't wise

Bitch done stole my fries, bitch done stole my fries
(Oh why did she have to lie, swipe my yummy fries?)
Bitch done stole my fries, ooh bitch done stole my fries
Now this is goodbye