We’ve got the brains
To find a concept that jives
We’ve got a way with words like “ex-wives”
But if we want, to win this year’s ALC
We’re gonna need a rhyme for “Yangtzee”

Need a rhyme
Need a rhyme
For “bordeaux”
Need a rhyme
Need a, need a rhyyyyyyyhme

Rhymezone, Rhymezone
All our rhymes are rhymezoned
We don’t care, if they don’t really rhyme
Need a word to rhyme with speedo
Found “Toledo” there.
Rhymezone, rhymezone
Even this is rhymezoned
Oh oh oh oh oh
Rhymezone

A chimpanzee
Has different stress than monkey
But luckily, both rhyme with ”pee.”
We know its wrong
To take the piss out of Jews.
But is it wrong
To rhyme them with “stew”?

Need a rhyme
Need a rhyme
For “Thoreau”
Need a rhyme
Need a, need a rhyyyyyyyhme

Rhymezone, Rhymezone
All our rhymes are rhymezoned
We don’t care, if they don’t really rhyme
Need a word to rhyme with “weird love”
Found a cognate there.
Rhymezone, rhymezone
Even this is rhymezoned
Oh oh oh oh oh
Rhymezone

Rhymezone, Rhymezone
All our rhymes are rhymezoned
Oh oh oh oh

Rhymezone, Rhymezone
All our rhymes are rhymezoned
We don’t care, if they don’t really rhyme
Need a word to rhyme with fucker
Found “hog sucker” there
Rhymezone, rhymezone
Even ... this ... is ... rhymezoned
Oh oh oh oh oh
Rhymezone