We, told a tale of kitties
Who, used claws and jaws to try and take on the world
But all of our lyrics, were crap in the end
The kitties were foiled in their plans.

You, have barfed at Euro-disney
You, have played a game of baby or big fat cow.
Snuck gnats and giraffes in your panties and bras.
And grannies went wild in the yard.

And in the end caaaats...

Lost ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC, cats brought us so low!
ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC
But, that's how it goes!

Oh, couldn't compete with the freaks
(Thanks for the show!)

You, have made shadows on the walls!
We, have driven off the road with bad GPS!
Medusa has charmed us, and when it was done
The right one, it won in the end.

ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC, cats brought us so low!
ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC
But, that's how it goes!

ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC, cats brought us so low!
ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC
But, that's how it goes!

Oh, couldn't compete with the freaks
(Thanks for the show!)

ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC, cats brought us so low!
ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC
But, that's how it goes!
ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC, cats brought us so low!
ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC
But, that's how it goes!

ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC, cats brought us so low!
ALC, ALC oh
We lost ALC, now!