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Fernando, Fernando
Cheeky boy from Santiago
Didn’t want to play alone, no
And so he went to San Antonio

Filippo, Filippo
He could hear the drums, Fernando
He was doing like he ought to
Cruising a park in San Antonio

So Fernando knew to twinkle his star
He was just waiting to strum his guitar
Not to mention to light up and smoke his cigar
In San Antonio

Fernando, Fernando
Took a trip from Santiago
Heard the place to find a guapo
Was in the parks of San Antonio

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Fernando, Fernando
Wasn’t missing Santiago
He was playing water polo
Making a splash in San Antonio

Though determined he should not cause a smear
That one night felt like a full lunar year
Playing ball with tall Filippo
The closet queen of San Antonio

Filippo, Filippo
Spent the night there with Fernando
Wasn’t joking when he said so
“You came for me in San Antonio”

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