L-O-L
I am laughing at you
but you don't know, do you?
all you say is crap crap blah blah blah

L-O-L
Yes, this was a blind date
but it's turning alright
lol

I don't care about your dates
guys you claim were in your bed
what expensive cars? You ride a bike!
houses on the beach? Sure, made of sand!

You're an entertaining fool
kinda feel sorry for ya
but in the meantime I'll laugh out loud
while you talk right out of your ass

L-O-L ( lol )
Oh My God you're cross eyed ( you're cross eyed)
should I look left or right
I am feeling dizzy now blah blah blah blah

L-O-L ( lol )
I need to get blind drunk (get blind drunk)
May I have some more wine?
Hey listen,

You keep talking about clothes
but have you had a look at yours?
T-Shirt and cheap shoes topped with white socks!
Jeans from 1988 or so!

Who are you trying to fool?
Not a thing you say is true
Go on with your crap but all the while
I will keep on laughing out loud

blah blah blah...blah blah blah

Come on honey gimme a break
can't you even pay the check?
Anyway it's late so I'll just say

You're a moron
You're a funny moron
Thank you for the laughs
and have a nice life